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i'm just a girl w/o a brain in my head Girl number one... her turn-ons include selling dresses to 300 pound women, wearing bras made of men's old underwear and thinking she is always right. Turn-offs include the butt-master, vanna white and watching the movie 'bound.' She would like to become a housewife and be a role-model for women everywhere. OK OK, so none of this is true, but i need to have my fun. Actually, she and i are going to take over the world together and start a new-world order. long live us!!
Melysah in conjunction with these three men are very dangerous, please, mind the four.

DAdanger... trust no one...

   
krista, so many years ago

my best-est friend

jason and "dooooooooooogie"

Other friends that i do not have up on my first page includes these people. A very eclectic group i assure you.

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james dean

  james dean was an amazing actor and i think he is just the neatest coolest nifty guy-person...

clit digglerThese three guys should have their own show... on a street corner near you... the amazing hugo with trusty side-kick mingo and slave clit... take to the streets dressed in the latest in amazonian wear... Or just a chair... just say dutch boys... Before they decide to have me die in a mysterious horse-less sled accident, i must say, these are the best house boys one could ever have.. ;)
JIF STUDIOS PRESENTS: mingo again down here... say hi mingo
Other Mingo & Hugo films to note: MINGO DOES MONSTER ISLAND (1992), which is the first movie in which audiences can hear Mingo speak. In 1994, Mingo did himself (actually just a metal clone of himself) in MINGO VS. THE COSMIC MINGO. high!!

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